MAINTENANCE (house issues)
HANG PICTURE, fix roof leak, buy bedside table, hide the body in the wall, build shrine dedicated to Natalie Portman.
MAMMA (girlfriend)
Go on seaside holiday, BUY PERFUME, buy hand cuffs, sex dice & a rubber Natalie Portman mask
MEDICAL
Visit dentist, go to gym, BUY NEW GLASSES, check out the bleeding ear thing, do a self pregnancy test
MATES
Eric, Jakkie, Frank, remember mother's day, NELSON MANDELA, phone Natalie Portman and tell her that she has to be your friend or else her pet and\or family will die in an uncomfortable way.
MOTOR
Book service, fix bumper, CLEAN, find bikini girl carwash that employs Natalie Portman
MONEY
Learn new software, UPDATE SITE, paint office, sell some pecan nuts, convince people into thinking that you are Natalie Portman's boyfriend and then trick them into buying some of her underwear from you, buy cheap girl's underwear from mr price or ask a friend, whatever.
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MISCELLANEOUS
(For M's that are difficult to categorise)
Teach cat to walk on a lead
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MISCELLANEOUS
(For M's that are difficult to categorise)
Teach cat to walk on a lead
